why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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