You surviving the open bar?
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I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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