porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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