There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Houston, we have a squirter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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