a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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