thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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