i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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