If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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