Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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