just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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