hell yes lets make some ravioli
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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