so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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