who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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