im gay
i know
yea but for you.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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