You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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