So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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