bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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