i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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