So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COCAINE IS GR8
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize