i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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