My hair reeks of homosexuality.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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