Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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