He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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