I bet he comes in French.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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