some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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