he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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