You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We have so much sex to catch up on
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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