i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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