just tell him i said nine months
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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