margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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