were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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