Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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