Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
actually, I'm a sock model
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My vagina is very pro this idea
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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