The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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