I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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