I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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