i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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