So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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