Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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