She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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