Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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