hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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