maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
