Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
