But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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