what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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