Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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