i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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