just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
organizing the empties. That sober.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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