I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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