idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
