Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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