I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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