checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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