all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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