If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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