we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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