This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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