Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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