Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
it's like iHOP with fire
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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