You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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